He's just mad his hands are penises

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  He's just mad his hands are penises

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  He's pissed because he's been imprisoned and when Mario finally gets there and first thing he asks, "Wheresa tha princess?"

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  FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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  i once licked my pet rabbit.

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  Another reason to hate the little bastard.

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  That's Toad!!

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  Toad's just jealous because he wants some of that hot Mario action too!