Captain Obvious masters the alphabet.

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  Captain Obvious masters the alphabet.

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  wearing a mask

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  you suck dick.

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  what the fuck? i never knew that. HOLY SHIT DUDE! i am not lying i NEVER knew this holy fuck. I have to tell all my friends wtf!

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  I'm pretty sure we automatically knew that when we turned 3. Spoilers for any 2 year olds on here. Oh and also, Santa's not real.