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  there goes my childhood

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  a wild vagina appears

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  I dread to think what Godawful vaginas you've been seeing...

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  THAT'S NOT THE VAGINA, THAT'S THE ANTI-RAPE GOBLIN!

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  it looks so angry. it's gunna scare lil boys outta sex

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  now makes sense why i thought pokemon so sexy

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  LOL WHERES THE PENIS POKEMON NOOOW?

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  Looks a little horny to me...

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  go ahead...stick your dick in there

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  Wild Cloyster appeared. Go Metapod! Metapod used Harden! Metapod's defense rose. Wild Cloyster used Attract! Metapod became infatuated! Metapod used Drill Peck! It's super effective! Wild Cloyster used return! It's not very effective... Metapod used string shot!

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  no one is laughin now when i mastrabate to pokemon xD

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  Gives a whole new meaning to "Poke"mon

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  And to think I felt innocent whenever watching Pokemon. Damnit.

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  My Cloyster is male. :[

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  Penis pokemon: http://comixed.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/129036538110201408.jpg

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  reminds me of my ex girlfriend

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  whatd ur parents think when you were editing this on Paint..?hmmm?

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  PILLOW PANTS!

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  Go Vagina, I choose you!

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  Who ever labeled this picture had obviously never seen any part of the female anatomy... The vagina does not, in fact, look like a giant black ball...

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  DUDE STOP POSTING THESE!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  you have to have some sort of sick fetish to see that

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  It's like that movie "Teeth" with the girl that has a monster in her vag.

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  Vagina used CLAMP

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  "ok ash....the metapod goes into the Cloyster then it uses stringshot....and thats how you were born...." ash's mom

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  That's what the vagina on the movie "Teeth" looks like...

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  I dont want to be the very best anymore

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  That joke is so old. I thought we all knew that already. Hence the expression 'Put my Knox in your Cloyster'

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  As you can see this is the reason all pokemon players are afraid of women

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  that explains why its been my favorite pokemon for years now

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  Omg! Lol! Lolz! Lulz! Omfg! Rofl! Lmao! Wtf!

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  This is just a huge cloysterfuck

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  JESUSCHRIST

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  finally found that g-spot!

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  Palkia=penis beldum=dildo bronzor=condom

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  so this is where ghastly come from...

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  That is one sharp clitoris...

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  Is this safe for work?

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  OH GAG!!!

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  That is one dangerous vajayjay.

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  I'll never be able to look at your mom the same way again

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  "That joke is so old. I thought we all knew that already. hence the expression 'Put my Knox in your Cloyster.'" That was me, I meant Onix instead if Knox. Damn auto correct.

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  get a Lickitung! :D

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  clever. how long did it take you to think of that?

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  wow no wonder cloyster was always my favorite......

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  u mean they have spikes on them?!

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  Wheres a Lickitung when you need one?!

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  id fuck it

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  This reminds me of Clerks 2...

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  A wild Blue Waffle appears!

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  I'd still hit it

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  Wheres a pokeball when you need one

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  i feel better...ive been whackin it to that thing for years........

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  GENITAL WARTS!

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  lol now i finnaly know where it is XD THANX!

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  So its face is the G-spot, then?

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  1) a vagina is not a scary-faced black ball 2) the clitoris is not pointy. You're retarded.

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  Wow.

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  Thats one dangerous vag.

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  Rape face.

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  (To the one who posted: "LOL WHERES THE PENIS POKEMON NOOOW?") It's Beldum.

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  did anybody else notice "cloyster" looks a lot like "clitoris"? if you rearrage the letters of the pokemon's name, you'll get clytores

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  Now where the hell is the urethra?

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  For once a clit that's not so hard to find. Hurts when you grind it though.

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  It's looking RIGHT at me...

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  it's an oyster, what do you expect

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  ...if you think that looks like a vagina, I'd hate to see what you've been fucking.

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  Yeah.. you can fuck that if you want to..

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  GLORY HOLE!

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  Well. Pokemon is now ruined. Thanks. >_

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  ...and this is where gastly come from...

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  to the person who said pillow pants. i salute you and give you internets.

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  Why must people RUIN things for me??? DX

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  only a virgin would notice that

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  QUICK...SHOOT IT WITH SOMETHING. . .SO LONG AS ITS NOT MINE. . .♥♦♣♠

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  Don't forget about the giant butt plug horns!

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  I don't think this needs a caption.

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  BLUE WAFFLE! *dry heaves*

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  If that's a vagina then I need to pay a serious visit to my gyno...

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  I dare you to put your DlCK in there.

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  You know his name's Cloyster, right? Clit + Oyster. REVELATIONS.

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  HERPES!

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  i should have there was more to pokemon i mean look at Muk he's a pile of.... lets just say his name backwards is Kum

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  VAGINA DENTATA! VAGINA DENTATA!

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  This is why I am gay.

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  Cloyster And Wobbuffet together forever. <3

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  I JIZZED IN MY PANTS

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  Sigmund Freud on Pokemon

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  smells the same too

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  +palkias head=???

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  Omg it's looking RIGHT at me..

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  Funny thing is that in spanish speaking countries they call a female's reproductive organ "shell."

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  lol "there goes my childhood"

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  Blue waffle??

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  I have a shiny vagina On Silver version.

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  no one is laughing now when i masturbate to pokemon

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  I once named a cloyster in my team Vagina.

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  Making me become gay....One step at a time

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  Pillow pants. That is all.

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  HMMMM

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  dude, clitoris doesnt look like that!!!

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  Who's that pokemon?! It's Clitster!

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  That's what my vagina looks like.

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  CLOISTER is an anagram of CLITORIS... spelled with an E.

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  No wonder nerds love this pokemon shit.

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  Childhood :D

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  Since when do vajayjays have faces?

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  oh dear lord. SCARRED FOR FUCKING LIFE.

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  I wondered why he always looked familiar... *is female*

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  someone seriously needs to get out more (unless they're in some sort of institution)