'Wait.. Mamma, does this mean tree nymphs are real?' 'No, Tommy. That tree is a sin. God will persecute this tree justly.' 'But didn't God make it in his image?' O.o

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  'Wait.. Mamma, does this mean tree nymphs are real?' 'No, Tommy. That tree is a sin. God will persecute this tree justly.' 'But didn't God make it in his image?' O.o

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  Not a shop, There's an entire website dedicated to this sort of stuff and you'd be surprised how many sexy sexy trees there are.

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  I'm strangely attracted to this tree...

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  shopped. period

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  That looks WAY too real! Too much shape and detail!

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  omg it's psycho mantis

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  wait....there is no f13 button. o_o

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  reincarnated into a tree? dude, FUCK YOUR AFTERLIFE.

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  blue waffle tree nymph?

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  U CAN C Y SUM PPL ARE TREE HUGGERS

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  Now push the F13 button on your keyboard and see what happens.

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  What kind of tree grows boobs? I want to grow one....

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  I dunno, looks shopped

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  Ha I looked for the F13 button lmfao

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  somebody's got gonorrhea

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  This is definitely shopped.

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  The F13 was a joke, dipshit. ಠ_ಠ

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  i've fucked that tree. started off hugging them, then oral, then full tree-sex. is sexy.

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  this made me hard